Nerea should not be allowed to get pregnant again! she already has the eight sol-fa ladder in a period of ten years... and she is not ready to let go of her youth, she just turned thirty-five last weekend. I know this because she threw her birthday party at Bungoma Ndogo Bar and Restaurant - the dingy keg bar at the heart of Eldoret town. And if you thought I am talking about Nerea the girlfriend to Sauti Sol and those two other guys who told her not to have an abortion, you are wrong. I refer to Nerea, the new bar-maid at Bungoma Ndogo... given her eight off-springs, she is obviously pro-life!
Nerea's birthday party made other birthday parties look like nothing... first of all, Makhalange was offered for free, (oh.. makhalange is a delicacy from western Kenya. it is basically something between ugali and busaa, an alcoholic brew) and sodas were sold at half price. Our MCA was present to grace the occassion and as if that is not enough, Nerea gave birth right behind the counter!It all started when DJ Ras Kisondios 1999 Party mix played. Now all of us know the "ikibamba sana wapi nduru!" call that DJs make when they feel that whatever they have done is worth screaming at. Coincidentaly, Nerea's labor pains began at the very moment when the mix was worth screaming at! Every time she screamed, the patrons would join her in what sounded like a gang of owls being attacked by hyenas. Not until the baby came out and let a shrill that everyone knew...well... shit just got real! Many think that Nerea's kid will grow to be a President, an oscar award winning actor, or a revolutionary that would change this world... but some of us pessimist think he'll end up being a janitor, local thief, or at best own Bungoma Ndogo in future... but that is just me!
We are still brain storming on what to call Nerea's last-born (hopefully)
Nerea's birthday party made other birthday parties look like nothing... first of all, Makhalange was offered for free, (oh.. makhalange is a delicacy from western Kenya. it is basically something between ugali and busaa, an alcoholic brew) and sodas were sold at half price. Our MCA was present to grace the occassion and as if that is not enough, Nerea gave birth right behind the counter!It all started when DJ Ras Kisondios 1999 Party mix played. Now all of us know the "ikibamba sana wapi nduru!" call that DJs make when they feel that whatever they have done is worth screaming at. Coincidentaly, Nerea's labor pains began at the very moment when the mix was worth screaming at! Every time she screamed, the patrons would join her in what sounded like a gang of owls being attacked by hyenas. Not until the baby came out and let a shrill that everyone knew...well... shit just got real! Many think that Nerea's kid will grow to be a President, an oscar award winning actor, or a revolutionary that would change this world... but some of us pessimist think he'll end up being a janitor, local thief, or at best own Bungoma Ndogo in future... but that is just me!
We are still brain storming on what to call Nerea's last-born (hopefully)
