I
have never called for a manhunt to hunt down a lady. But this one is
called for. Before I state my very good reasons, it is in order to
describe her:
she has a banana skin, the kind that almost glows in the dark. Her teeth are very white. She must be brushing them after every meal the way toothpaste commercials tell us to. Her height? Well, her forehead touches my nose (i will explain in a few).
She is easy on the laughter. She laughed at everything I said. I met her outside Sizzlers Restaurant in Eldoret (good matumbos there). Her forehead ran into my nose (her height :D ). She was not seeing where she was going as she was texting while walking. I checked my nose for blood while apologizing. There was none. Ironically its her forehead which had a bump the size of my nose. We laughed a bit... I liked her.
Therefore, if you spot a light-skinned beautiful girl with a bump on her forehead, call me. I suspect she stole my wallet :P
she has a banana skin, the kind that almost glows in the dark. Her teeth are very white. She must be brushing them after every meal the way toothpaste commercials tell us to. Her height? Well, her forehead touches my nose (i will explain in a few).
She is easy on the laughter. She laughed at everything I said. I met her outside Sizzlers Restaurant in Eldoret (good matumbos there). Her forehead ran into my nose (her height :D ). She was not seeing where she was going as she was texting while walking. I checked my nose for blood while apologizing. There was none. Ironically its her forehead which had a bump the size of my nose. We laughed a bit... I liked her.
Therefore, if you spot a light-skinned beautiful girl with a bump on her forehead, call me. I suspect she stole my wallet :P
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