IF YOU MEET THIS GIRL, CALL ME!

I have never called for a manhunt to hunt down a lady. But this one is called for. Before I state my very good reasons, it is in order to describe her:
she has a banana skin, the kind that almost glows in the dark. Her teeth are very white. She must be brushing them after every meal the way toothpaste commercials tell us to. Her height? Well, her forehead touches my nose (i will explain in a few).
She is easy on the laughter. She laughed at everything I said. I met her outside Sizzlers Restaurant in Eldoret (good matumbos there). Her forehead ran into my nose (her height :D ). She was not seeing where she was going as she was texting while walking. I checked my nose for blood while apologizing. There was none. Ironically its her forehead which had a bump the size of my nose. We laughed a bit... I liked her.
Therefore, if you spot a light-skinned beautiful girl with a bump on her forehead, call me. I suspect she stole my wallet :P

21 CANDLES

No single human being knows how to react when a gang of his tone deaf friends are singing "happy birthday to you" in broken off key voices. it is easier when all of you are drunk. otherwise you just stand there, awkwardly smiling, threatning to blush, not knowing what exactly to do with your hands... its confusing. then the birthday tune turns into a circumcision song "mulongo" and life suddenly makes sense. you dance the dust out of the carpet. It is my twenty first birthday dear fans.

Do you know i can legally marry at this age? All I need is a willing subject with good looks. Hope my future wife is not reading this. If she is, let me explain, I am a comedian (perfect excuse to do and say crazy stuff).

I can also go anywhere that 21 is the age limit. this is crazy. does this mean that I have grown up? I suspect so.

Its also the perfect birthday present that this blog hits 3,500 page views as per yesterday. Thanks people, it is good to know that you feed your minds with the confusing marriage of words inside my head. Writing is not as easy as I thought it would be when I ditched Textile Engineering to do Media Science. Its the readers that give me a reason to write. Yeah... i admitted it, you are important!

This is an appeal to my friends in the college of health science, Moi university, I know you are planning evil for me. I have spotted buckets of dirty water somewhere. please boil it first, I have a condition and Eldoret is freaking cold. Plus we are now 21, can't we grow up? guys?

today I blow 21 candles, I will painfully miss the legendary Chapati's from my mum, God rest her soul. She laughed at all my jokes even the ones I knew were not funny. I will make you proud mama. Hey guys planning to celebrate my birthday by splashing water on me, am emotional, can't you see? hahaha! hope you buy that.

happy birthday to me!!!